Ah!

A - I think I've cracked it. Were I a character in an Adam Sandler film, I might claim to have 'totally owned' Lacan and his 'qua binary signifier'. Um, well, thanks to Wikipedia, anyway.

B - Football time!

EDIT: But after this thesis is handed in, I shouldn't think I'll be getting mixed up with Lacan ever again. I can think of far more enjoyable things to do with my time, like this.